Sunday 19 August 2007

Redwood faces Romulan attack


the shadow something or other John Redwood, faces fresh attacks on his proposals to destroy the federation and return control of all planetary signatories to the prime directive over to the Klingon's.


Romulan sources close to the Premier Marash OnMiB'itz have said, "It is clearly a document written by the Klingons, being put forward by one of their Vulcan spies." Adding, "we are concerned that the attack on viable taxation systems and a commitment to increasing motorway volume over the next 20 years, is against everything that the federation has done."


"Redwood, famously of Vulcan descent, has denied all rumours of being a Klingon double agent - but he would wouldn't he?", says Capt Jean Luc Picard. "i myself am committed to the federation and think any move to the tax slashing boom and bust economics of the Klingon's would result in disaster" said the slap head star ship trooper.


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