Channel 4 bosses today announced an end of call in quizzes. In a carefully worded statement they said:
"The call in quiz typifies the sheerest form of idiocy known to man. Channel 4 wished to sever all ties to this barbaric practice of baiting the stupid and weak willed into making utter tits of themselves on national TV"
"to this end we have sent the Channel 4 shock troops to Richard and Judy's house where they will be summarily executed. in a sign of clear abeyance of this heinous practice"
Dr Steven Hawking has commented, "whilst pursuing some of the most complex theories of physics ever thought i saw phone in quizzes as the Major stumbling block to the next level of human evolution. i predict that now we will see and end to war and famine".
Richard madely has hurried released his final wish, which was "to boff carol vordermann senseless". sadly this will be impossible due to some collateral damage from the C4 shock troopers inadvertently breaking down vordermann's door and shooting her dead in the night. a full inquiry will be held over whether the command for the top brass to "just kill the c*ntish ones" was clear enough.
"The call in quiz typifies the sheerest form of idiocy known to man. Channel 4 wished to sever all ties to this barbaric practice of baiting the stupid and weak willed into making utter tits of themselves on national TV"
"to this end we have sent the Channel 4 shock troops to Richard and Judy's house where they will be summarily executed. in a sign of clear abeyance of this heinous practice"
Dr Steven Hawking has commented, "whilst pursuing some of the most complex theories of physics ever thought i saw phone in quizzes as the Major stumbling block to the next level of human evolution. i predict that now we will see and end to war and famine".
Richard madely has hurried released his final wish, which was "to boff carol vordermann senseless". sadly this will be impossible due to some collateral damage from the C4 shock troopers inadvertently breaking down vordermann's door and shooting her dead in the night. a full inquiry will be held over whether the command for the top brass to "just kill the c*ntish ones" was clear enough.
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