in shocking news today Dr Desmond Decker, Chief arch Bishop of the northern region, admitted that Yorkshire's belief at being gods own country has tacit transferred god int a wife beater.
"the transient nature of belief, means that in essence if people believe in god, and that makes it true, well then believing he lives somewhere is equally valid, and if everyone else thinks they are wife beaters - well that is also true", said the shame faced glorified vicar.
The changes to the Anglican service will be mainly typified to a move to plain white vests instead of ceremonial robes, and services being held later in the day after a few.
god has said she is very upset with the decision
"the transient nature of belief, means that in essence if people believe in god, and that makes it true, well then believing he lives somewhere is equally valid, and if everyone else thinks they are wife beaters - well that is also true", said the shame faced glorified vicar.
The changes to the Anglican service will be mainly typified to a move to plain white vests instead of ceremonial robes, and services being held later in the day after a few.
god has said she is very upset with the decision
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