internet voting fears proved right as paris hilton elected

Paris Hilton became the first Internet elected politician last night in the local council elections for shrewsbury county council.

Dr Malcolm excross, author of "voting for dummies" said, "it was inevitable that most people would go for their usual voting preferences, what no one thought was that seeing as the most common poll online is "who is the biggest slag Britney or Paris?" that Paris Hilton would be the preferential choice."

democracyRightNow, the pushy focus group, have hailed this as a victory for true democracy and the actual voice of the people. Jason kitcat has said, " i wish more elections were like this, i mean finally people, we have arrived".

Tory leader David Cameron is again in third place, though sources close to him say "his flagging polling over recent months may be perked up by being beaten off by Paris Hilton".

more serious critics of the scheme project that at this rate Paris Hilton will not just be queen slag but also PRESIDENT OF THE KNOWN WORLD in a matter of years.

Ms Hilton, is likely to join the tories soon in solidarity with David Cameron's days of bullingdon excess - though Boris Johnson is said to be outraged that he is being replaced by a blond air head.