after tough weeks for the conservative leader, facing war zones and refugees, or the oxfordshire Tory association, David Cameron has finally comes to terms with the prospect of a snap election.
"i am familiar with the idea of snap and look forward to closely mimicking the Prime Ministers every move - by shouting snap", mr cameron said on Radio 4's flagship Today programme. The tory leader went on to say, "for sometime now i have been trying to pull my party to the centre ground of british politics, and finding myself blighted not just by the old guard of right wingers but also Labour being nestled there, happily churning out policy better than mine. Now when i see soemething i like i can shout snap and gordon brown will lose the policy".
Sources close to the tory leader also say mr cameron has laid to rest rumours of rebellion from the back benches by using the age old technique of jinxing any critics. one tory whip was reportedly over joyed with being tasked with silencing Lord Saatchi. "the arrogant tw*t always talks about himself in the third person, piece of cake" he was overheard saying.
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