The Conservative Party has hit political gold, or should they say green with new London Mayor hopeful Boris Johnson.
"The slogan "back Boris" has been made with the concept of him being environmentally green and his aristocratic background, with his key demographic of supporters being fans of 80s kids TV resulting in a slow unveiling of him as baron greenback of dangermouse fame", said a clearly debriefed secretary.
Boris said, "I have green ideas, like removing buses, which needlessly mean over 100 people can use one vehicle, and could actually result in them using over 100 individual vehicles - genius because most of them are too poor to buy a car!"
Dangermouse has said, "He is a coward - green back and yellow belly"
"The slogan "back Boris" has been made with the concept of him being environmentally green and his aristocratic background, with his key demographic of supporters being fans of 80s kids TV resulting in a slow unveiling of him as baron greenback of dangermouse fame", said a clearly debriefed secretary.
Boris said, "I have green ideas, like removing buses, which needlessly mean over 100 people can use one vehicle, and could actually result in them using over 100 individual vehicles - genius because most of them are too poor to buy a car!"
Dangermouse has said, "He is a coward - green back and yellow belly"
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