"im an eeejit not an idiot" says bob geldof

"i have had enough of people calling me and idiot - its pronounced eejit!" said the unwashed father of annoying DJ peaches.

"people may not like my politics, buts that's because they eat panda cub sandwiches covered in crude oil, they may not like my music and that's because they have heard other music - all of which is inevitably better but i am not an idiot."

The confused tirade of abuse was directed at a paparazzi as Sir Bob left a trendy London night spot where his daughter peaches was getting canned for another lack lustre Djing performance. music industry insiders say that despite sir bob having the largest collection of Michael flatly LPs known to man she has not played a single one, leading to poor reviews.